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69 baby-name ideas (for hipsters)

A true hipster would come up with his or her own name, but our list is probably better

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If you dream of babies wearing flannel onsies and pooping in organic diapers, then Fit Pregnancy has got a list of hipster baby names specifically for you. Some of the winners include Lennon (try and have your son live up to that one) and Pandora (is Spotify too mainstream now?). If this list of names isn’t frightening enough, First We Feast recently reported a shocking statistic; last year, 262 babies were named Kale. Because, who doesn’t love those leafy greens? At Time Out New York, we’ve taken the liberty of coming up with a few (terrible) hipster- and food-related baby names of our own. Note: You should probably call dibs on these names now—just in case they go mainstream.

Names for boys:

Pablo Bowie Reed (or "PBR" for short)
Arty San
Eltrain
Gansett (short for Narragansett, obvs)
Rayner
Omega 3: The futuristic baby
Clinton
Flannel
Bulleit
Kingston
Magnus
Sponge
Fender
Shuffle
Mason Jar
Gatsby
F.L. Eamarket
Mumford (after Mumford & Sons, of course)
Rufus
Pabst
Nile
Criff
Switchel
Dodge
Tube
Syzygy
Amp
Frekeh (it's an artisanal grain, yo)
Ghee
Lorimer
Peter (total normcore)

Food-related names for boys:

Hummus
Basil
Corn
Chipotle
Coriander
Pickle
Taco
'Za (short for pizza)
Chia LeBeouf

Names for girls:

Flea
Indie
Jen T. Frication
Brooke Lynn
Lolita
Myrtle
Chambray
Vinyl
Fern
Melon Colly
Ironica
Poppy
Mitten
Octavia
Tallulah
Delilah
Edith ('s)
Bliss
Shanti
Dreamcatcher
Yoncé

Food-related names for girls:

Fennel
Arugula
Açaí
Vegan
Pepper
Clementine
Kimchi
Kombucha

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