If you dream of babies wearing flannel onsies and pooping in organic diapers, then Fit Pregnancy has got a list of hipster baby names specifically for you. Some of the winners include Lennon (try and have your son live up to that one) and Pandora (is Spotify too mainstream now?). If this list of names isn’t frightening enough, First We Feast recently reported a shocking statistic; last year, 262 babies were named Kale. Because, who doesn’t love those leafy greens? At Time Out New York, we’ve taken the liberty of coming up with a few (terrible) hipster- and food-related baby names of our own. Note: You should probably call dibs on these names now—just in case they go mainstream.
Names for boys:
Pablo Bowie Reed (or "PBR" for short) Arty San Eltrain Gansett (short for Narragansett, obvs) Rayner Omega 3: The futuristic baby Clinton Flannel Bulleit Kingston Magnus Sponge Fender Shuffle Mason Jar Gatsby F.L. Eamarket Mumford (after Mumford & Sons, of course) Rufus Pabst Nile Criff Switchel Dodge Tube Syzygy Amp Frekeh (it's an artisanal grain, yo) Ghee Lorimer Peter (total normcore)