Ah, technology: The propelling force behind the at-times dismissable Instagram-your-food phenomenon, the abyss of YouTube videos watched daily and, of course, the source of really funny memes and trends. In short, technology functions as both a useful tool for everyday existence and a fun respite from the nuances of everyday life.
Take Siri for example, the digital personal assistant created by Apple: Sure, she's useful, able to recommend the best themed restaurants in America, to tell you about the newest movies at the theater and even suggest travel ideas—but, at the end of the day, she's just the fruit of someone's digitally-inclined imagination. That is, not human. So when we do treat her (him? It?) like a flesh-and-blood person by asking her existential questions, she ends up delivering answers that are funnier than they are accurate.
If you're ever in the mood for a heartfelt, grandiose spasm of laughter, Siri is here to help! Just whip out your phone and consult this list of funny things to ask Siri: