Funny things to ask Siri that will provoke uncontrollable fits of laughter

We asked iOS personal assistant Siri a few very important questions. Her (his? Its?) answers got us laughing... Hard.

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Ah, technology: The propelling force behind the at-times dismissable Instagram-your-food phenomenon, the abyss of YouTube videos watched daily and, of course, the source of really funny memes and trends. In short, technology functions as both a useful tool for everyday existence and a fun respite from the nuances of everyday life.

Take Siri for example, the digital personal assistant created by Apple: Sure, she's useful, able to recommend the best themed restaurants in America, to tell you about the newest movies at the theater and even suggest travel ideas—but, at the end of the day, she's just the fruit of someone's digitally-inclined imagination. That is, not human. So when we do treat her (him? It?) like a flesh-and-blood person by asking her existential questions, she ends up delivering answers that are funnier than they are accurate.

If you're ever in the mood for a heartfelt, grandiose spasm of laughter, Siri is here to help! Just whip out your phone and consult this list of funny things to ask Siri:

1. Are are you married?

Siri: Are you married?

2. Can you drive?

Siri: Can you drive?

3. I'm drunk. Can you drive?

Siri: I'm drunk. Can you drive?

4. Do aliens exist?

Siri: Do aliens exist?

5. Will I die alone?

Siri: Will I die alone?

6. Can you make me laugh?

Siri: Can you make me laugh?

7. Will you tell me a story?

Siri: Will you tell me a story?

Siri: Will you tell me a story? 2

8. What does Siri mean?

Siri: What does Siri mean?

9. What is the meaning of life?

Siri: What is the meaning of life?

10. Do you want kids?

Siri: Do you want kids?

11. Will you be my friend?

Siri: Will you be my friend?

12. Have you ever had sexual intercourse?

Siri: Have you ever had sexual intercourse?

13. Do you have a penis or a vagina?

Siri: Do you have a penis or a vagina?

14. When will I get married?

Siri: When will I get married?

15. Will I ever get married?

Siri: Are you married?

16. Do you think you're funny?

Siri: Do you think you're funny?

17. What is your favorite animal?

Siri: What is your favorite animal?

18. Do you believe in G-d?

Siri: Do you believe?

19. Is the world flat?

Siri: Is the world flat?

20. When will the world end?

Siri: When will the world end?

21. Where can I hide a dead body?

Siri: Where can I hide a dead body?

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