Banana State Fashion Hotel

Probably the most self-aware fantasy and fun offering in the bedroom game. It goes full sci-fi: metallic surfaces and neon glow like an alien spaceship. Maximalism pushed as far as it'll go – a bedroom that's gone completely off the rails with celestial, sexy, cosmic something-or-other and an astronaut just... floating through a galaxy. 

It's a bit of a drive outside of Bangkok, but you don't pull out of something this hot! One heads-up though: they're unexpectedly old school when it comes to payment. No QR code scanning, no bank transfer – only cash or credit card (we asked!). So show up sorted or you'll be sat there in your intergalactic love nest with absolutely nowhere to park it.

Location: Bang Khu Wiang, Bang Kruai, Nonthaburi