Plug your iPods in baby – we’re going dancing like it’s 2006. Bangkok collides with Melbourne’s most unhinged export, Club Haus, for a night of sweat, syncopation and full-blown Myspace-era delusion. It’s low-rise jeans, glittery angst and a soundtrack that jumps from Southeast Asian bounce to Latin rhythms, stitched together with global sounds that won’t sit still. The theme? Think pixelated profile pics, bulletins at midnight, and top eight drama – all reimagined on the dance floor. Behind the decks: Haus of Ralph, Cristal No.5, Cocobutta2.0, Ada X, Digital Cherubs and Sriracha Czaddy. No irony, no algorithms – just chaos, camp and certified bangers.
August 9. B400 via here and B500 at the door. Blaq Lyte Rover, 9pm onwards