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The best bottled Bloody Mary mixes

We sampled different kinds of Bloody Mary mix, all easily available in stores and online, to find the best

Photograph: Anjali M. PInto

We used to think that, like pizza, there were no bad Bloody Marys—after all, you're probably hungover, and they're delivering you some hair-of-the-dog vodka, along with lots of salty garnishes, all in an easy to consume package. But sometimes, you can't rely on Chicago restaurants for your Bloody Mary brunch fix—when you need to whip up a Bloody at home, you need to start with a solid mix. The Time Out Chicago staff tried 19 different kinds of Bloody Mary mix, and while most are fine in a pinch, there are six we hope to never drink again and three clear standouts. The next time we're hosting brunch at home, we'll be grabbing bottles of those.

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Our list of Bloody Mary mixes, ranked

1
Dr. Swami & Bone Daddy's Spicy Cajun Bloody Mary Mix

Dr. Swami & Bone Daddy's Spicy Cajun Bloody Mary Mix

With a cartoonish bottle and ridiculous name, we'd normally leave this bottle right on the shelf. But we learned to not judge a Bloody Mary mix by its label, since this one has it all—just the right amount of heat, a meaty backbone (there's beef broth in here), plus horseradish, Worcestershire sauce and Tabasco, all of which adds up to a well-balanced mix, which one tester notes has the "perfect Bloody Mary consistency." $5.49 at Total Wine

2
Loaded Bloody Mary Mix

Loaded Bloody Mary Mix

The best of the cheap options, Loaded is $6.99 for a 1.75L bottle, so you get the most mix for your money. And this is a good mix—celery and cucumber are also blended with tomatoes, and it tastes like fresh vegetables. One tester compares it to a Chicago-style hot dog, which is a spot on comparison. Grab this if you're making Bloody Marys for a crowd. $3.99/1L at Binny's.

3
McClure's Pickles Bloody Mary Mix

McClure's Pickles Bloody Mary Mix

McClure's is best known for its pickles, and its spicy pickle brine forms the base of this mix. Tomato paste and cucumber juice also appear, but the brine definitely takes over, so if you love pickles, this is your mix. Tip: The heavy pickle juice reminded one tester of picklebacks, so we tried it with rye instead of vodka. The rye helped tone down the brine and added some spice, making for an excellent, balanced Bloody Mary. $9.49/32oz at Binny's.

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4
Master of Mixes 5 Pepper Bloody Mary Mix

Master of Mixes 5 Pepper Bloody Mary Mix

From the same makers of the excellent Loaded mix comes this perfectly fine mix incorporating five kinds of peppers, including chipotle. There's a lingering heat that one tester found overpowering, but on the whole, this is a decent mix. $5.99/1.75L at Binny's.

5
Finest Call Premium Bloody Mary Mix

Finest Call Premium Bloody Mary Mix

This mix gets an A+ for ease of pouring from its plastic spout, something you shouldn't discount if you're in a hungover state. But the mix itself is just like straight tomato juice, so you'll need to doctor it up to it to make a good Bloody. $5.99/1L at Total Wine.

6
Hoosier Momma Bloody Mary Maker

Hoosier Momma Bloody Mary Maker

An early favorite for many testers, it slipped down to this category after we tried all the mixes. It's well-balanced but mild, with a hit of worcestershire sauce up front. One tester, who tried the mix without vodka, notes that it would work well for virgin Bloody Marys, which wasn't true for many other bottles that relied on the dilution. $28.97/3 pack at Hoosier Momma.

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Hoosier Momma Spicy

Hoosier Momma Spicy

Thicker than the traditional Hoosier, this mix has some nice heat throughout, with a good balance of spice and sweetness. Overall, this was the hottest mix we tried, so spice lovers should pick up a bottle. It's very thick though, so make sure it's diluted with enough ice and vodka (though that probably won't be a problem). $28.97/3 pack at Hoosier Momma.

8
Kick Ass Classic Bloody Mary Mix

Kick Ass Classic Bloody Mary Mix

This used to be called Ditka's Kick Ass Bloody Mike Mix, but for whatever reason, now it's just Kick Ass. The Ditka-less mix is a solid Bloody Mary base, with lots of bright tomato and balanced sweetness. It's thick, but that's nothing a little vodka can't fix. $3.99 at Binny's.

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Kick Ass Thick and Spicy Bloody Mary Mix

Kick Ass Thick and Spicy Bloody Mary Mix

Also a former Ditka mix, this one is not too spicy, but instead it has a peppery flavor with mild heat. It's a little thick, so make sure to mix it up well. $3.99 at Binny's.

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Stu's Bloody Mary Mix

Stu's Bloody Mary Mix

We expected Stu's, as the most expensive mix, to dominate this taste test, but it was merely fine. There's a ton of black pepper and vinegar, with heat on the back end and too much salt overall. The bottle is $8.99 at Binny's and only includes pickle brine and spices, so you also need to buy tomato juice.

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Chicago kicks ass when it comes to Bloody Marys—clearly, because we're also stellar at brunch. Whether you're looking for a light cocktail to help slowly cure your hangover alongside a cup of coffee or need a big Bloody Mary that could practically function as its own dinner to go with a side of fries, Chicago's got you covered.

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Comments

4 comments
chichaz
chichaz

Also try Savor and Salt if you're into flavored Bloody Mary mixers: http://www.savorandsalt.com/

No affiliation - we sampled them at the Made in Chicago holiday fair a couple weeks ago and had to buy them!

Will K
Will K

Try Big Tom Bloody Mary mix. Perfectly balanced with top notch ingredients. Vine-ripened tomatoes from

Portugal give it wonderful consistency compared to many which are water and tomato paste. I make my own Virgins everyday and can nearly replicate every OTC brand but can not with Big Tom because of the quality of ingredients. I am obsessed. Started using it as marinades for meat and wonderful in Chili. Bigtombeverages.com

Jamie A
Jamie A

These are great! I've always like Blooody Mary mixes. Speaking of which, my friend just introduced me to LAVA Bloody Mary Mix www.lavabmm.com made with non-gmo San Marzano tomatoes and it's my new favorite. Just add my Goose and I'm good to go! 

Patricia J
Patricia J

@Jamie A gotta agree with you, that's a great mix. Surprised it's not on this list.