Ahoy Matey! Today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day, and Krispy Kreme is offering up some serious (not-so-buried) treasure. Walk into any of its participating donut shops talking like a pirate and you'll score a free, original glazed donut. Want to take it a step further? Dress in full pirate attire—eye patch, bandana, peg leg, pirate hook, you name it—and you'll get a free dozen glazed donuts. Seriously, if you haven't ordered donuts while channeling Captain Jack Sparrow, you haven't really lived.