Coachella 2015: Word on the street

The silliest shit we overheard at Coachella this year
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We overhear enough crazy things in Los Angeles, but at Coachella? Are you people listening to yourselves? Well don't worry, we are. Here are some real gems from the weekend.

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You got a selfie with David Hasselhoff? Panty dropper, dude!

I don't use Apple maps. I'm lost enough in life as it is.

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"I'm from Utah." "Cool! Are you Mormon?" "Oh yeah, I'm a big polygamist."

My texts will send, but my SnapChats won't. It's extremely detrimental… to my… self.

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WHAT are the odds that R. Kelly will come onstage with Jack White??

"That was an accidental selfie." "I don't believe you."

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Tame Impala? They're just another one of those MGMT bands.

Did you do the pills or did you do the drink?

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Walking through a music festival is like playing Frogger.

"So are you gonna have sex with me tonight?" "[Big sigh] Maybe."

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Will. Will. Will, I have a great idea for an app.

You know, you've got your brain brain, your heart brain, your gut brain and your ass brain.

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You're tan as fuck! Bitch.

What was he on? Was he on sober or was he on drugs?

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"Oh my god, both my dogs are getting old, I need to spend more time with my dogs!" "What about your parents?" "Fuck my parents."

Daaaamn, all my UCLA bros are in here right now.

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I'm white, you know? I botch all non-white names.

Nobody touch my fucking face. I get real weird about it.

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