17 La Croix sparkling water flavors, ranked

Jakob Layman: "This is the flavor that hooked me on La Croix; it'll always be my favorite."
Seth Kelley: "This one goes the best with my aura."

Erin Kuschner: "These classics are my favorite. I love lime, I love lemon and if there was a lemon-lime baby that would be amazing."
Kate Wertheimer: "Surprisingly refreshing! There isn't a strong smell, which I like. Very drinkable."

Michael Juliano: "Middle of the road. Give me plain water or something more flavorful."
EK: "If you're looking for something plain that won't coat your mouth, this is solid."

KW: "Smells delightful. Tastes artificial, but not in a bad way. It's the hipster response to boring old orange."
SK: "This drink kicks you in the mouth a little like, 'Boom! I'm earthy,' but then backs off gradually like, 'JK, I'm sweet/kind."

KW: "This one tastes more artificial than the lime. Smells like Skittles."
EK: "This is one of the best in my opinion."

JL: "I fully expected to hate this but was pleasantly surprised."
EK: "Smells like Sunkist! This is super refreshing and reminds me of that ride at Disneyland—Soarin' Over California, when they spray the orange mist."

SK: "This is aggressive. I feel like it's attacking me and I'm not sure what I did to deserve this."
EK: "This one smells like My Little Pony."

JL: "Very rich in flavor and quite enjoyable. I'm not particularly a fan of cherry, though."
KW: "Smells like a Popsicle. Most likely to successfully trick kids into thinking they're drinking soda. Suckers!"

EK: "This smells like Vegas. Like a cheap, Vegas hotel room slathered in baby oil."
SK: "This tastes just like my grandpa's value-sized, discount shampoo."

MJ: "This does nothing for me."
JL: "Kind of tastes like munching on potpourri."

KW: "This smells delicious, like candy! The taste isn't as exciting, but whatever."
EK: "This flavor is like a kiwi Jolly Rancher at the end of its life."

JL: "Very subtle, with only a slight aftertaste of pineapple. Mild on the bubbles."
KW: "Smells like a vacation—but, like, at a Sandals resort with a bunch of screaming, sticky children running around with virgin coladas."

EK: "I feel like I'm back in college, mixing vodka with cheap tonic water."
SK: "Tastes like a flower, and while I generally do not drink flowers, compared to the others this one is fine."

MJ: "Smells like my least favorite aspects of mango."
SK: "This smells like feet and tastes like slightly less disgusting feet, so at least it tastes better than it smells!"

EK: "My belly is so distended."
MJ: "Two-thirds of a Joanna Newsom song title, zero-thirds the likeability."

JL: "It's better than Apple Berry, so I guess it has that going for it."
SK: "I give up."

EK: "It's like if you left an apple in garbage water and then dropped a couple grapes in at the last minute."
JL: "Smells like apple, tastes like garbage. It has a strong clay taste for some reason."