Isabella Rossellini in Green Porno: Live on Stage

You may remember Isabella Rossellini from Blue Velvet or from her modeling days at Lancôme, but recently she’s been making a series of hilariously awkward Green Pornos for the Sundance Channel where she acts out, with cringe-inducing accuracy, how insects and marine life do business time. Don’t take kids and don’t take parents and definitely don’t take a first date. That being said, this live stage Green Porno adaptation is worth checking out.