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Make it rain at the best strip clubs in Miami

We’re the booty-shaking capital of the world and the best strip clubs in Miami prove that
Stripper
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Strip clubs in Miami are serious business and part of this city’s identity. They go hand in hand with the 305’s proud history of 2 Live Crew and Miami Bass. Down here, dancers don’t just dance—they perform, swinging from ceilings and twerking with literal fire. The stakes are high, the competition is fierce and it is a sight to see. Luckily, there are no shortage of places to witness such things. So if you want a comprehensive tour of Miami nightlife, don’t just stick to the South Beach clubs and the best bars in Miami. No, if you want to see the 305 in all of its down and dirty booty-shaking glory, then you’ve got to hit up a strip club.

Best strip clubs in Miami

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E11even
Photograph: Adi Adinayev
Nightlife, Clubs

E11even

icon-location-pin Park West

What is it? So, E11even is technically not a strip club. But the 24/7 nightlife juggernaut has enough characteristics of a strip club that it's also technically not not a strip club. For example, there are topless dancers—many of them—swinging around on poles, collecting dollar bills in thongs that leave little to the imagination. Private dances are available upstairs too.

Why go? Because E11even is much more than a strip club thanks to huge music bookings, crazy lights and live aerial acrobatics.

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Scarlett’s Cabaret
Photograph: Courtesy Yelp/Scarlett’s Cabaret
Nightlife, Strip bars and clubs

Scarlett’s Cabaret

icon-location-pin Hallandale Beach

What is it? Seven stages of some serious twerking talent. The late night crowd here is strong on the weekends (thanks to the 8am closing time on Friday and Saturday). Brace for what’s normally a $20 cover fee at the door and a dress code that forbids shorts and sandals for dudes.

Why go? Every Sunday, Monday and Tuesday certain bottles are $150—which is actually a good deal for strip clubs

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Tootsie's Cabaret
Photograph: Courtesy Yelp/Tootsie's Cabaret
Nightlife, Strip bars and clubs

Tootsie’s Cabaret

icon-location-pin Miami

What is it? A classic Miami strip joint that’s known to serve some surprisingly tasty food. Tootsie’s features a full-service restaurant that offers breakfast, lunch and dinner (Rick Ross apparently loves their lemon pepper wings). The club itself is absolutely huge and also quite impressive with four bars, over 300 TVs and a 400-square-foot main stage.

Why go? $6 prime rib every Monday, if you’re brave enough.

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Stripper
Photograph: Unsplash/Eric Nopanen
Nightlife, Strip bars and clubs

Cheetah Gentleman’s Club

icon-location-pin Hallandale Beach

What is it? Strip club aficionados have been going to Cheetah for years. The sizable club has six stages, three different levels, a cigar selection and—of course—a small army of talented dancers.

Why go? Get this: the club does free lunch every day from 11:30am to 3pm.

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Champagne
Photograph: Unsplash/Tristan Gassert
Nightlife, Cabaret and burlesque

Gold Rush Cabaret

icon-location-pin Little River

What is it? The second coming of an infamous Miami strip club that used to live in Downtown. Gold Rush 2.0 offers only a small sampling of the mayhem that used to go down there, but this club still knows how to party.

Why go? The weekly Taco and tequila Tuesdays offers up $5 tacos and $3 shots of tequila all night long.

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man
Photograph: Unsplash/Alvin Mahmudov
Nightlife, Strip bars and clubs

LaBare

icon-location-pin Miami

What is it? A strip club where the fellas get on stage and shake it for some cash. This place is a favorite for bachelorette parties or anyone trying to bring their Magic Mike fantasies to life.

Why go? LaBare offers some not-too-shabby party packages for groups of four to seven guests.

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G5ive Miami
Photograph: Courtesy Yelp/G5ive Miami
Nightlife, Cabaret and burlesque

G5ive Miami

icon-location-pin Miami

What is it? You will see some insane things at G5ive, where the dancers perform wild stunts on a nightly basis. It gets buts here, and if you want a night that feels like a rap video, well, this might be your best bet.

Why go? One time we saw a video from G5ive where a dancer shot fire from a, uh, certain area.

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Dollar
Photograph: Unsplash/Madison Kaminski
Nightlife, Strip bars and clubs

The Office

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What is it? A slightly smaller strip club, but this place still has a full kitchen and bar. Things get pretty cozy on weekend nights, when the place usually gets packed with a standing room only crowd.

Why go? It’s only a ten-minute drive from Hard Rock Stadium if your crew is trying to get rowdy after watching the Dolphins lose.

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Strip Club
Photograph: Courtesy CC/Flickr/Brian H
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VLive Miami

icon-location-pin Miami Beach

What is it? You might spot a rapper at this hip-hop hot spot. We’ve already seen Trey Songz, Birdman and more come through this sort of strip club. We say “sort of” because the dancers aren’t nude due to local regulations.

Why go? Unlike many far away strip clubs, VLive is in the heart of South Beach, which makes bar-hopping a breeze.

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