September 2019: Miami’s sheer abundance of strip clubs—from full-nude to male cabarets—makes maintaining this particular list of utmost importance. Since our last update, hip-hop themed VLive Miami on South Beach sadly shuttered its doors for good. Luckily, another joint along the Miami River has emerged as a clear fan favorite, boasting the rare combination of inexpensive drinks, a discrete location and top-notch talent. Read on find out what else is new when it comes to Miami’s best strip clubs.
Strip clubs in Miami are serious business and part of this city’s identity. They go hand in hand with the 305’s proud history of 2 Live Crew and Miami Bass. Down here, dancers don’t just dance—they perform, swinging from ceilings and twerking with literal fire. The stakes are high, the competition is fierce and it is a sight to see. Luckily, there are no shortage of places to witness such things. So if you want a comprehensive tour of Miami nightlife, don’t just stick to the South Beach clubs and the best bars in Miami. No, if you want to see the 305 in all of its down and dirty booty-shaking glory, then you’ve got to hit up a strip club.