Best strip clubs in Miami
What is it? So, E11even is technically not a strip club. But the 24/7 nightlife juggernaut has enough characteristics of a strip club that it's also technically not not a strip club. For example, there are topless dancers—many of them—swinging around on poles, collecting dollar bills in thongs that leave little to the imagination. Private dances are available upstairs too.
Why go? Because E11even is much more than a strip club thanks to huge music bookings, crazy lights and live aerial acrobatics.
What is it? Seven stages of some serious twerking talent. The late night crowd here is strong on the weekends (thanks to the 8am closing time on Friday and Saturday). Brace for what’s normally a $20 cover fee at the door and a dress code that forbids shorts and sandals for dudes.
Why go? Every Sunday, Monday and Tuesday certain bottles are $150—which is actually a good deal for strip clubs
What is it? A classic Miami strip joint that’s known to serve some surprisingly tasty food. Tootsie’s features a full-service restaurant that offers breakfast, lunch and dinner (Rick Ross apparently loves their lemon pepper wings). The club itself is absolutely huge and also quite impressive with four bars, over 300 TVs and a 400-square-foot main stage.
Why go? $6 prime rib every Monday, if you’re brave enough.
What is it? Strip club aficionados have been going to Cheetah for years. The sizable club has six stages, three different levels, a cigar selection and—of course—a small army of talented dancers.
Why go? Get this: the club does free lunch every day from 11:30am to 3pm.
What is it? The second coming of an infamous Miami strip club that used to live in Downtown. Gold Rush 2.0 offers only a small sampling of the mayhem that used to go down there, but this club still knows how to party.
Why go? The weekly Taco and tequila Tuesdays offers up $5 tacos and $3 shots of tequila all night long.
What is it? A strip club where the fellas get on stage and shake it for some cash. This place is a favorite for bachelorette parties or anyone trying to bring their Magic Mike fantasies to life.
Why go? LaBare offers some not-too-shabby party packages for groups of four to seven guests.
What is it? You will see some insane things at G5ive, where the dancers perform wild stunts on a nightly basis. It gets buts here, and if you want a night that feels like a rap video, well, this might be your best bet.
Why go? One time we saw a video from G5ive where a dancer shot fire from a, uh, certain area.
What is it? A slightly smaller strip club, but this place still has a full kitchen and bar. Things get pretty cozy on weekend nights, when the place usually gets packed with a standing room only crowd.
Why go? It’s only a ten-minute drive from Hard Rock Stadium if your crew is trying to get rowdy after watching the Dolphins lose.
What is it? You might spot a rapper at this hip-hop hot spot. We’ve already seen Trey Songz, Birdman and more come through this sort of strip club. We say “sort of” because the dancers aren’t nude due to local regulations.
Why go? Unlike many far away strip clubs, VLive is in the heart of South Beach, which makes bar-hopping a breeze.