You might have heard that Apple—in a totally uncreepy, not-Big-Brother-ish way—added the new U2 album to everyone's iTunes library without asking. At this point, the backlash is in full effect and the people have spoken: Apple bros, keep your stinkin' hands off my music library.
Really though, U2's Songs of Innocence album is a fairly anodyne collection of harmless stadium rock. But what if the same promotion was used for more nefarious ends? We humbly present a handful of worst-case scenarios.