This image will help you get over the trauma of #TheDress

In every office, home, public space and bathroom in New York City today, conversation (and squealing, naysaying and speculating) has centered around one thing and one thing only: BLUE AND BLACK, OR WHITE AND GOLD? Never has the city, and indeed the world, been so captivated by something so trivial and yet so seemingly meaningful (at least, not since the last time the Internet's foundations were wobbled—by Kim Kardashian's butt). Just take a look at our roundup of the best Internet reactions to #TheDress so far.

So with the aim of getting on with life beyond the Dress, let’s just give it the full Internet treatment all in one go so we can leave it behind us and find something else to obsess about. Ready? Here y'are.