Penned by a collective known only as the Association for the Betterment of Sex, this handy how-to book—Sex: Our Bodies, Our Junk—covers everything you ever needed to know about life in the sack, including pastry-related euphemisms for female genitalia and questionable techniques for visually enhancing your member. Tonight, the AFTBOS representatives reading are Ted Travelstead and Jason Roeder.