Joke of the week: Rojo Perez

I had a cabbie tell me to pull over so he could whoop my ass. My first reaction was, That’s not the way to get me to pull over. He might’ve had a chance if he’d opened with “Hey, I got an extra milkshake.”

Rojo Perez plays On the Road with Nore Davis and Andrew Short Mon 11. Follow him on Twitter @elrojoperez.