Dial M for Murder

Yeah, it does look like a pair of scissors are coming right at you, thanks to the director jumping on the 3-D bandwagon (Film Forum is screening it in stereoscopic format). But if you think that this tepid thriller in which Ray Milland tries to have his wife, Grace Kelly, offed is anything besides stagy and stilted, guess what? You can just dial M for your mom. Oh, snap!