Creed + Skillet + Theft

Creed broke up in 2004, shattering the worlds of music fans who dwell exclusively in the shaded area of postgrunge Christian rock. Lead singer Scott Stapp—one of those guys whom no one takes seriously, though he takes himself extremely seriously—put out a solo record inspired by Mel Gibson's The Passion of the Christ and also laid down a contender for the cheesiest sports anthem with "Come On Marlins." Go find that first, and then head out to Jones Beach to see one of the modern era's most obnoxious acts!