The Pretty Reckless

Gossip Girl star Taylor Momsen's band is just as obnoxiously bad as the name would suggest—with lyrics like "I don't lalalala like you/I lalalala love you/I used to hahaha hate you/And now I really fucking love you," overlaid with Nirvana-cover-band-esque riffing, you've got a sold-out show in support of an Interscope Records debut. Ladies and gentlemen, the record industry in 2011!