2011 Major League Dreidel

Reigning champion Juspin Bieber will defend his title (if not his name—it’s indefensible) against 123 challengers during this tournament. Competitors will battle it out in the Spinagogue to determine who is the greatest dreidel-spinner in the land. (To participate, sign up at nogeltnoglory.com.) The festivities begin with a practice session for newbies, and continue with a Hanukkah-themed performance by metal band Gods of Fire (sample song: “Spin for the Blood of Our Elders”) before the tourney takes place.