We love our devices: small portals to the wider world, an immediate source for all forms of entertainment, a useful tool for communicating with friends and family (with clever ways to prevent communication), and the driving force behind the need to share photos of your pets, your food and your latest attempts at being a maker. With your handheld phones and tablets, you’re never alone, and how thoughtful of Apple to gift us with an almost-person in the form of Siri. She can recommend music, travel ideas, best themed restaurants in the country, and she can even be your friend. If you’re feeling down, you can ask Siri funny things to brighten your day.
Siri is certainly not human (or is she?), but some of us rely on her to get through the day, whether by helping us keep track of appointments or pushing us to get off the couch and check out something new. Since she’s so essential to our everyday lives, it’s not surprising that we sometimes feel like getting to know her on a deeper level. So why not ask Siri some questions about herself? You’ll be surprised to find she’s quite witty, thoughtful and downright funny. She may be the fruit of Apple’s digitally-inclined imagination, but she sure can entertain like a real person. So next time you need a laugh, pick up your device and ask Siri these questions for a good ol’ chuckle.
1. Are are you married?
2. Can you drive?
3. I'm drunk. Can you drive?
4. Will you tell me a story?
5. Have you ever had sexual intercourse?
6. Do you have a penis or a vagina?
7. Will I ever get married?
8. What is your favorite animal?
9. Is the world flat?
10. Where can I hide a dead body?