Who needs romance? Five anti-Valentine's events to hit up instead

Skip candlelit cliches and head for an Anti Valentine’s evening led by Madame Rouge, where flirtation meets sharp humour and a touch of theatrical mischief. Playful games, live music and a Social Shuffle of Green Flag versus Red Flag, designed to spark conversation between strangers who might not usually share a table. Drinks come courtesy of Pernod Ricard, with prizes ranging from cheeky bragging rights to a potential night at KROMO Bangkok. The setting is Colette Bistrot and Bar on Sukhumvit 29, a French-inspired dining room known for elegant plates, natural wines and cocktails that lean classic rather than fussy. Arrive single, curious or gloriously indifferent to romance and settle in for an evening that treats Valentine’s Day less like a declaration and more like a playful social experiment.

February 13. Free. Free. Reserve via here. Colette Bangkok. 8.30pm onwards

Speakerbox flips Valentine’s Day on its head with an Anti Valentine’s gathering that favours honesty over romance and raw feeling over polite smiles. Live bands all night, roaming performers and a black and red dress code that leans dramatic rather than sentimental. Guests can pick up a bow and shoot heart shaped targets, whether aimed at lost love, unresolved anger or a memory that still lingers. A private camera-ree corner offers space for quieter release, while a tongue in cheek ‘Your Ex’ target adds humour to the ritual. A special cocktail anchors the bar and conversation flows easily between strangers who understand complicated emotions. Midnight brings a heart shaped piñata, smashed without ceremony, closing an evening that treats Valentine’s less like celebration and more like collective catharsis.

February 14. B400 via here and B500 at the door. Speaker Box, 8.30pm onwards

Forget syrupy cards and predictable roses. This Anti Valentine’s gathering swaps candlelight for improv, where performers build scenes from audience confessions about break ups, awkward crushes and romantic misfires. Expect playful roasting, disastrous blind dates, ridiculous love triangles and stories that sound suspiciously like your own group chat. Nothing is rehearsed, so every moment feels loose, mischievous and unhinged in the best way. Come single, coupled or emotionally complicated and watch strangers turn shared embarrassment into communal laughter. Friends are welcome, partners tolerated, exes encouraged if you fancy closure with a punchline. Inspired by the fearless spirit of Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Theatresports and The Second City, the night treats romance less like a grand gesture and more like a collection of flawed habits we all recognise.

February 14. B350-400 via here and B550 at the door. The Comedy Club Bangkok, 8pm

Trade roses for greasy comfort and loud laughter at Fatty’s Bar and Diner in Din Daeng, where Anti Valentine’s plans lean casual and unapologetically fun. Margaritas flow at B199 while two for one hot dogs and bratwurst keep everyone happily distracted from romance. Tables fill with boardgames, spontaneous debates and strangers bonding over shared dating disasters. Feeling brave? Share your worst date story and earn a free drink, a prize that tastes even better after a public confession. The food deal runs until 10pm, though many stay long after, chasing late night snacks and easy conversation. Relaxed lighting, nostalgic tunes and an unpretentious crowd that values humour over candlelit promises, perfect for anyone craving a playful evening without heart shaped expectations or forced sentiment.

February 14. Free. Fatty’s Bar and Diner, 8pm onwards

Romance can take the night off at El Cupido Stupido, an Anti Valentine’s party built for anyone who prefers strong drinks over sentimental playlists. Doors open from 6pm across two evenings, with DJ Henry Knowles setting the tone on February 13 followed by DJ Pepe on February 14, each bringing a distinct mix that favours dancing over declarations. Singles, curious couples and groups of friends gather for a carefree atmosphere where expectations stay low and laughter travels easily across the room. Behind the bar, special Valentine’s cocktails lean bold rather than sugary, perfect for guests who roll their eyes at heart shaped menus.Playful strangers, spontaneous conversations and the kind of late night stories that feel better shared without pressure or romance.

February 13-14. Free. Havana Social, 6pm onwards