Put this public art in Chicago, stat

"A mural dedicated to the flavors of the Rainbow Cone." —Erin S., Lincoln Park

"A compilation of pictures of Rahm blowing through red-light cameras." —Rachel B., West Loop

"A monument to the Chicago Handshake: Malört and an Old Style." —John A., Ukranian Village

"A statue of a drunk dude sloppily eating a gyro outside of the Addison Red Line stop." —Bred C., Ukranian Village

"More street preachers to remind me that I'm on a one-way street to hell." —Chris W., Lincoln Square

"A traffic cone and a lawn chair positioned between two parked cars. Dibs forever!" —Adam H., Logan Square

"An enormous mirror surrounded by warm lighting for optimal selfies." —Caleb H., Buena Park