If you’re anything like me, you think gay people deserve the same rights as straight people and you also love fried chicken. Which means you either don’t eat Chick-Fil-A, or when you do, it tastes like shame and the patriarchy. Sigh, it's our cross to bear.
But you’re in luck this week!
Monday through Friday (September 19–23), all Chicago Chick-Fil-A locations are giving away free breakfast. (Free! As in, finally, you can scarf down a greasy southern breakfast sandwich without giving your money to a homophobe. Best of both worlds.) A different item will be featured each morning. Here’s the lineup via Chicagoist:
Monday, September 19—Egg White Grill
Tuesday, September 20—Chick-fil-A Sausage Biscuit
Wednesday, September 21—Chick-fil-A 3-count Chick-n-Minis
Thursday, September 22—Egg White Grill
Friday, September 23—Chick-fil-A Chicken Biscuit
You don’t get to choose your item, and it’s only one per day. But hey, that’s one delicious, guilt-free biscuit. Just don’t get hooked.