This is a pretty tenuous use of the term 'vintage', if we're honest. Those expecting electro-swing and jam jar cocktails will be disappointed – this is a club night strictly for over-30s, playing '80s, '90s and noughties hits. They're playing hard for the mature clubbers, or even ex-clubber: as the event website puts is: "Who wants to be dancing next to someone who could be your offspring, to music you have absolutely no connection to.
Prepare to get misty-eyed at loads of nostalgic indie and classic dance jams, before you have to leggit back home and pay the babysitter.