The Basic Bitch
They say: Inspired by Kate Moss’ now infamous insult, this tipple is as basic as they come with just two ingredients – homemade spiced rum and Punt e Mes vermouth, served over ice.
We say: We reckon we’d be chucked off an EasyJet flight if we knocked back a couple of these, too. The Basic Bitch tastes a bit spicy and seriously alcoholic – and is reminiscent of the concoctions we’d sip from mugs at student house parties. Not for the faint hearted – but it could probably take your nail polish off in an emergency.