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15 things every Angeleno wants to hear more than a proposal

Written by
Seth Kelley
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Some people dream of a romance as it's depicted in the movies—starts in a coffee shop, ends at the altar with some flowers and bedroom action in-between. But in LA, we know that a real romantic fantasy can be just one good date with a normal human being, let alone someone you want to hang with for the rest of your life. As evidenced by the many Facebook and Instagram feeds over the past few weeks (we're so #happy for you), engagements clearly happen. For the rest of us, there are things that make us happier than hearing "I do." Just for fun, here are a few. 

1. "Found us a really affordable two bedroom in Silver Lake."

2. "Forgot to move your car for street cleaning, but didn't get a ticket."

3. "You're really attractive... even for LA."

4. "Nobody is going to cut you off on the road today because I'm taking you wherever you need to go in my helicopter."

5. "Snuck out and got you tacos while you were sleeping."

6. "Hiking isn't that great, we never have to go again."

7. "No traffic for your ride home today."

8. "No traffic. Ever."

9. "Got you tickets to Ellen."

10. "Go back to sleep, I'll talk to the landlord."

11. "That ubiquitous urine smell we've somehow gotten used to? Gone." 

12. "Want my extra Adele ticket?"

13. "I know someone who wants to produce that screenplay you've been working on since the womb."

14. "I have a ton of weed I need to get rid of."

15. "It's close enough to walk."

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