Meet Gabriel:
Courtesy: match.com
Gabriel has graced our planet for the past 39 years with his perfect tan, great hairline and seductive musk (we assume). But in almost four decades, this debonair gent has yet to find the perfect mate.
It's not like hasn't tried. In the past year alone he's gone on 50 dates. Five-zero! That's the number of states in the US, the number of rings it takes to turn Sonic the hedgehog into his super form, the number that makes you think, "Maybe this guy is impossible to please!"
Match.com recently named Gabriel the most dateable bachelor of the year, at least according to CBS.com—we haven't been able to confirm he even exists. According to the CBS report though, he got the most likes, winks and messages on his Match.com profile.
He even dated one woman who flew in from New York City to meet him. But even such great lengths of desperation weren't enough... still no luck finding that special someone. Wink!
Gabriel says he chalks his dating prowess up to using professional photos. Remember that well-lit smirk (above)!
Is Gabriel the most dateable bachelor, or just a giant d-bag? Does he even exist? We can only speculate.
But if you're up for a challenge, try to find him (match.com). There are more perfectly framed photos in the full report from CBS right here:
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