Mass Pleasures Sex Party

Mass Pleasures, the company behind some of the classiest (if over-the-top, but hey, that's kind of the point) sex parties in the city, offer an upscale, discreet and confidential swingers experience for the kinky couple (or sufficiently sexy single lady) with money to burn. Attendees can mingle, flirt, swing and sex the night away in a safe, secluded location (the exact address of which will be given to ticket-holders 24 hours before the event). A "basic" pass for couples, which means BYOB (bring your own ballgag?) ain't bad—a standard, all-inclusive pass is a bit more, and "hot single ladies under 35" pay nothing at all. Hilariously enough, there's also a "single ladies standard pass" for somewhere around $50—we're not sure how exactly they decide who makes the free cut. Bottle service ups the cost to the thousands, and VIP bottle service is even heftier. Although you won't be clothed for long, ladies both hot and standard should arrive in cocktail dresses, and gents should avoid jeans. And don't forget your masks!