Vegetarians, stand back. And vegans, you might as well leave town, because the meat lovers of Southern California are coming out hungry and proud this weekend for a two-day carniverous food crawl. Here's how it works: a driver will pick you up at a specified metro station (NoHo on Saturday, Downtown on Sunday) and cart you all around the city to four carefully selected restaurants, packing your bellies with LA's choicest BBQ. At the end of the day, they'll drop you off at the same station, and you'll return home for the best night's sleep of your entire life. Each stop of the tour lasts about an hour, leading up to a final destination—the one with the alcohol. Sign up for a single day pass ($65) or spring for the VIP ticket ($100), which grants you access to both the Satuday and Sunday events, meaning 8 different restaurants, plus an official Meat Weekend goodie bag (t-shirt, button, baseball cap, the works). Snag your tickets here, and start fasting now.