All Star Lanes

All Star Lanes, which looks straight out of the '70s, is the quintessential divey bowling alley. It's got 22 lanes with automatic scoring (thanks, we're too drunk to do that on our own), plus pool tables, a video arcade, karaoke and a "cocktail lounge," which is putting it nicely. Hungry? Check out the menu at the alley's adjacent restaurant (complete with carpeted floor and plastic plates), broken up into four sections: Chinese, Mexican, American and Pizza. Here's the deal: It's all a little run-down and definitely a little silly. But that's what makes it fun—you won't find bottle service or fancy designer bowling shoes here, but everyone is having a good time (on the cheap) at a low-key spot where there's (almost) always a free lane and a friendly bartender. One downside? This place sometimes smells like the inside of a bowling shoe. Chalk it up to part of the authentic experience.