Get out a bow tie and suspenders, and pull together a parasol and pearls: it's Dapper Day at Disneyland. Parkgoers gussy themselves up in (mostly vintage-inspired) sophisticated digs for this biannual Disneyland meet-up. It all starts on Saturday with a two-day style expo at the Disneyland Hotel, followed by the aforementioned park meet-up on Sunday. We'll be honest: The day starts out charming—SoCal knows how to dress up—but within a few hours, you'll start to see every overly-cutesy attendee as just another body keeping you from the front of the Space Mountain line. If you don't plan on dappering it up, maybe choose another day to go to Disneyland (in short, it's nightmarishly crowded).