Los Angeles Haunted Hayride IV

Not quite kid-friendly, this year's hayride follows the story of a feral boy who preaches a dark religion in the woods, commits arson and, you know, murders people. It's an actual hayride—a long one—and you'll get wet, although ponchos will be courteously provided. There's a pumpkin patch and "scary-go-round" for wee ones (and 'fraidy cats), as well as a pitch black maze filled with "demons and maniacs," and probably lots of frisky teenagers.