Following the news that Kate Middleton—excuse us, the Duchess of Cambridge—gave birth to a baby boy, everyone took to Twitter to praise Kate's lady business, poke fun at Kanye's assumed jealousy and sell toilet paper. Here, a roundup of our favorite tweets.
If you just DGAF about Prince William and Kate Middleton's progeny, be sure to follow the Washington Post's instructions on how to hide #RoyalBaby news from your Twitter timeline.
I hope that one day the royal baby and Blue Ivy will rap together about how rich they are.— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) July 22, 2013
Lol, flight attendant just came on loud speaker to announce royal family welcomed a boy into the family. For real? ( yes international wifi)— Grizzly Bear (@grizzlybear) July 22, 2013
The royal baby is a boy! Just imagine how exciting this news would be if the monarchy still mattered!— CC:Indecision (@indecision) July 22, 2013
THE ROYAL BABY HAS ALREADY BEEN ON THREE PODCASTS!!!!!— Jake Fogelnest (@jakefogelnest) July 22, 2013
Whatever kittens are better than babies anyway— Tom Hawking (@tom_hawking) July 22, 2013
But in all seriousness, let's pause for a moment of solidarity w ticker writers for shitty news sites right now. You WILL get through this.— Okkervil River (@okkervilriver) July 22, 2013
IMPORTANT: The news networks are covering the Royal Baby by showing pics of the hospital's front door. pic.twitter.com/8PWSr6aXLV— World of Isaac (@WorldofIsaac) July 22, 2013
Okay, Nate Silver, prove your worth: WHAT'S THIS KID'S NAME?— Jennifer Senior (@JenSeniorNY) July 22, 2013