Johnny’s Bar

This Lilliputian dive, marked by scuffed vinyl floors, sticker-dotted, wood-paneled walls and a classic juke, is the definition of no-frills. Daily shot deals ($3.75 a pop) and the ’hood’s cheapest pints draw a dude-heavy throng of early-afternoon tipplers and nine-to-fivers. Barstools are prized commodities, so prepare to stand. When nature beckons, the bathrooms’ graffiti provides extra entertainment.