Forget Chelsea. You can satisfy your bulging-bicep fixation at an East Side bi-level haunt for muscle queens and downtown hipsters alike. The bar offers the perfect vantage point to survey the prey, both in the room and on the bar: Go-go boys strut in thongs and tall black boots right over your drink to the latest deejayed remixes. Check out the drag show on Sundays or go for broke on Bingo Mondays. Ass Wednesday, hosted by Flotila DeBarge, brings out all the boys vying to show their stuff to win $100 in cash.