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If you're like me, you've kept your opinions about this election relatively quiet on social media, while people like your Aunt Marcy go on lengthy screeds every two hours about why Bernie Sanders is still "too pure for this world." But come Tuesday November 8, you'd better get vocal about your vote, lest you miss out on the rewards.
Babeland, that sex toy shop and hub for delightful classes like "the art of the blowjob" and "cold weather essentials for the bedroom," is giving away free sex toys for voters on election day. To encourage their shoppers to vote—and voters to really come together on election day— the store will be giving the first 100 patrons to say the word "vote" a choice of a free silver bullet or anal beads. According to a recent study Babeland conducted with their customers, Republicans are more likely to own butt toys, while Democrats are more likely to own vibrators. Come what may on Tuesday night, at least this giveaway can effectively give members of both parties some sense of satisfaction.
Babeland has three locations: Soho, Lower East Side and Brooklyn, and they all open between 11am and 12pm. Better be at your booths early if you want to really get off after the winner is chosen.
The polls are open! Vote for your favorite spots that deserve a Love New York Award.