In Times Square this morning, I walked by an ad for the return of MTV's My Super Sweet 16. Tom Green is on tour again. And now, here I am blogging about a Linkin Park/Blink 182 show. Am I 12 again? Is this whole "adult sexual male in NYC" thing a fantasy that I've cooked up while sitting through Bar Mitzvah tutoring in Houston?
Whether I believe it to be real or not, this is going down: Blink 182, Linkin Park and Wu-Tang Clan are performing together at Citi Field on July 28. Dubbed "Welcome to Blinkin Park," the insane show will also feature Machine Gun Kelly. Pre-sale tickets go up on Tuesday, with main sale launching on Friday the 12th. The announcement came via this Funny or Die video:
And now for Blink 182's most important contribution to human civilization: allowing Charlie's Angels to feature "All the Small Things" in the credits: