Sex toy makers Hot Octopuss have certainly found a, um, unique way to honor our servicemen: By handing out free "Guybrators"—vibrators for men—in Times Square. The Pulse II Solo has five vibration setting and uses "oscillating technology" to help sailors who get the sea itch. It usually costs $99, so you and your seaman could nab a good deal on these mean streets today. They'll also be giving out Pulse II Duos ($134), which can be used to get female and male partners off simultaneously. Double the pleasure, double the fun! Hot Octopuss will be in Times Square early afternoons through late evenings through May 31, so if takes you a couple days to meet your Marine, don't worry.
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