This not at all skeezy and completely innocent Craigslist ad posted yesterday, offers a below-market apartment in the Bronx with one slight, slight string attached. Writes your future roommate:
"Bed & bedroom share for a straight or bi guy who doesn't have any issues sharing a bed and bedroom with a gay guy, nothing sexual. $200 to move in and $100 a week for as long as needed. If interested please send a pic of yourself and we can take it from there and I'll send you a pic of myself."
#SendPics. There are ample throw pillows though, so at least you'll have your own space.