If New Yorkers honestly updated their Facebook

1. When you want to let people know what you've been doing with your time:

2. When you want to say what you're really thinking:

3. When you're feeling a bit disillusioned in your work life:

4. When you feel like giving yourself a pat on the back:

5. When you're feeling a little wary of the new chapter in your life.

6. When you're literally a few seconds away from wildin'.

7. When you feel like gloating:

8. When you work up the energy to actually venture out into the world:

9. When you manage to make a positive change in your life (almost)