These New Yorkers are snow horny.
There are a few things you can always expect to see when NYC hunkers down to wait out a storm: long lines at the liquor store, subway platforms that look like a scene from World War Z and last-minute personal ads on Craigslist looking for some freaky weather companionship.
With New York pretty much taking a collective snow day today—even though Winter Storm Juno more or less turned out to be a bust—optimistic city dwellers who are lucky in heated apartments if not love have flocked to the site looking for someone to “chill with” in this chill weather.
Check out some highlights from today’s personal section below—from the romantic to the freaky—and head over to Craigslist to see some more (NSFW) blizzard buddy ads. If your concert tonight was cancelled and you don’t feel like hitting up a special snow day event, you may find just what you’re looking for.
Snow day cougar looking for hot cub "Why brave the snow alone? Come warm up next to a sensual, recently divorced cougar."
Snow Day wrestling match "Fellas—I'm working from home today due to the snow and am ready for a wrestling break anytime!"
Snuggle buddy in the snow "Yay, blizzards!"
Seeking snow day make out buddy "I'm seeking a single 20- or 30-something female who shares my excitement for snow days and wants to create the semi-romantic, mildly productive yet equally fun adult version."
Snow stranded "I'm kind of stranded due to the snow. Maybe I can crash at your place. We can watch Netflix or something. Just need to sleep somewhere not far from my job in Midtown."
Snow relief "Super sexy, attractive married couple will entertain you in their cozy loft space."
Snow days are for shenanigans "I'm just a personable and prurient person who's interested in something friendly and aberrant to while away this glorious winter 'calamity' that has given us all a snow day."