Good news, indoor kids! Bubble ball soccer could be just the thing for you. It's essentially a lax version of the world's favorite game (there are only two objectives: keep the ball in bounds and score), wherein the players don big inflatable balls and bounce the ever-loving crap out of each other. And thanks to those ridiculous bubbles, everyone's body remains—mostly—intact.
Pickup games are 50 minutes long and involve up to twenty participants, though only ten players are on the field at a time, so when you need a break from getting your block rocked you can call in a sub and kick back with a Gatorade.
The next game takes place on Nov 15 in Park Slope and tickets are $65 (word to the wise, send a quick email to firstname.lastname@example.org to receive a promo code for $20 off). If you've got a special occasion coming up, you can also book a private event via the Bubble Ball Soccer NYC website.
Honestly, we can't think of a better way to spend a bridal shower.