The New York Fashion Police Department wants to remind all law-abiding, questionable accessory-loving New Yorkers that there is, in fact, a right way to wear a fanny pack.
The 24th Precinct's Twitter account (What do you think that cop did that got assigned to that?) sent out a helpful reminder yesterday that wearing an FP in front is right as rain, while backwards fanny packs leave wearers "vulnerable" to "summer crowds." Both styles, however, remain "hideous."
Snap, NYPD. We guess blue is in this season.
Summer=crowds. Protect your stuff. We @ 24 r not the fashion police but fanny packs present a special case. pic.twitter.com/OuyuaTL33U— NYPD 24th Precinct (@NYPD24Pct) July 22, 2015