What sorts of things do you demand in your clubbing? Fire Twirlers? LED Hula dancers? Facepainting? Probably some DJs, right? LED Robots with air canons? Say no more: If you said yes to all the above, but no to actual floating-through-the-air musical vibrations, then the Quiet Clubbing Festival is the event for you. On Saturday, August 27, the party takes over Coney Island's Art Walls for a 4pm–midnight dance party with no actual airborne sound. You'll get a pair of wireless headphones for the tunes, which are separated into three channels: "Top 40 Dance Hits, " "Throwbacks and Mashups" and "Hip-Hop, R&B, Reggae, Soca." Get your tickets at QuietFestival.com.