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Turns out that Spa Castle in Queens is more than just questionably safe. It's also basically an outer-borough Sodom and Gomorrah.
The New York Post reports that the 22-pool mega spa, which opened a Manhattan outpost a year ago, has been hosting impromptu wading pool orgies amid its supposedly "family-friendly" environment.
"We open at 6 am, and lots of strippers come here after work to unwind," an employee anonymously told the newspaper. "There’s lots of skinny-dipping and the girls are making out with each other and partying. It looks like the set of a porn movie."
In addition to spirited after-work functions, the Post documented groping, underwater sex and general-drunk-making-out during two trips to the all-ages establishment. The spa closed last week so that the Health Department could review their safety measures. With all of this damp depravity going on, they may want to test the water too.
Some choice first-hand accounts:
"They think they are being sly about it, but they're not. When you see someone's lap bouncing up and down and the jets aren't turned on, you know what's happening."
"I had to stop going on Saturdays because it was like a full-on, urban high-school orgy in the outdoor pool upstairs."
"I think all the alcohol that they serve makes people more sexual."
Yes, that could definitely be a factor in the situation.