Laugh your ass off (and get an amazing deal) at Showgasm
If you didn't get your daily dose of laughs today, head over to Ars Nova for some ear-gasmic music, comedy and raunchy burlesque, all hosted by the one and only John Early from 30 Rock. The monthly series just got a heck of a lot better with an hour of "Foreplay" before the show, which buys you two drinks, a slice of 'za and a ticket to the show, all for $15.
Ars Nova, 8pm; $5
Earn your bronze medal at The Bullshit Olympics
Artists that used to take themselves very seriously gather round to share their old, pretentious work that they'd now likely rather burn than own as their own creations. Join in on the fun!
Videology, 7pm, free
Post the best #tbt on Instagram while watching Die Hard
There's nothing quite like Bruce Willis fighting crime at Christmastime as Detective John McClane. Find out if he'll Die Hard, or Die Hard Again, or save the day or whatever, under the stars. Yippeekayay!
Brooklyn Bridge Park, 6pm, free