Have you ever stared listlessly at your myriad of delivery options just wishing you could be in the middle of a suburban mall’s food court, surrounded by a sugary trinity of junk-food chains? Well you’re in luck, because it was just announced that Carvel, Cinnabon and Auntie Anne’s will be joining the likes of everyone’s favorite quick burrito franchise Chipotle on the Postmates delivery app. Never again will you have to be a considerate friend who actually orders a custom ice-cream cake a day before a birthday, nor will you have to enjoy your balanced breakfast (delivered by Dunkin’ Donuts, natch) without a side of Caramel Pecanbon.
While there is no minimum to your order, Postmate’s delivery charges start at $5 plus additional “Blitz Prices” (like Uber's surge pricing) when everyone has just got to get their hands on some Mini Pretzel Dogs at the same time. Given the level of shame a pepperoni pretzel might induce, we assume that the surge time will be approximately Wednesday nights at 10pm, shortly after the city's collective booty calls get turned down.