Justin Bieber

Anyone reading these words is probably not standing in line already and therefore not likely to get within 25 feet of the teen dream known as Bieber. After approximately two years in the limelight, the "Baby" crooner (and his invisible ghostwriting horde) takes a look back at it all with First Step 2 Forever: My Story. Wristbands will be issued at 8am, but expect the squealing to pierce ears along Fifth Avenue much, much earlier.