Rob Delaney: Mother. Wife. Sister. Human. Warrior. Falcon. Yardstick. Turban. Cabbage.

We suspect that Twitter hero and stand-up Delaney titled his book the way he did just to force people to write it and speak it aloud, but since we're laughing, we forgive him. This essay collection deals with youthful misadventures, marriage and the drunken accident that nearly killed him, and predicatably, it's full of very funny jokes.