Sex: Our Bodies, Our Junk reading

Penned by a collective known only as the Association for the Betterment of Sex, this handy how-to book—Sex: Our Bodies, Our Junk—covers everything you ever needed to know about life in the sack, including pastry-related euphemisms for female genitalia and questionable techniques for visually enhancing your member. Readers include Mike Sacks (Vanity Fair), Todd Levin (Conan O'Brien), Scott Jacobson (The Daily Show), Jason Roeder (The Onion) and Ted Travelstead (comedian).