David Guetta

The world's second richest DJ and most humorless one (after recently threatening to sue parody site Wunderground), "Dangerous" David Guetta now wants to be the first DJ to spin in space (the star system, not the club). Catch him tonight while he's still earthbound at Marquee, where people can hear you scream. Advance ticket holders must arrive by midnight, advance table reservations by 1am.